May 18
all i do is sit around and eat and be sad im basically a more annoying version of a plant
111,007 notes | Reblogged: (via)
May 18
choosing whether to tell internet friends ‘i love u’ or ‘i love you’ is very difficult bc even though they mean the same thing one is a lot stronger than the other and i dont want to freak them out u feel
14,250 notes | Reblogged: (via)
May 18
reblog if u understand this inspirational message
an important message brought to you by the music community on tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me
30,567 notes | Reblogged: (via)
May 18
tonight the boy I was babysitting yawned and tried to put his arm around me.
guys I think I just got hit on by a six year old.
wow. this is what my life has come to.
60 notes | Reblogged: (via)
May 18
- You: "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mum."
- Friend1: "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
- Friend2: "come back to bed"
- Friend3: *various sex noises*
- Friend4: "tell her I said hi"
- Friend5: "Aye! Pass The Weed."
- Friend 6: *blasting out curse words*
- Friend 7: "PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON"
333,852 notes | Reblogged: (via)
